hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

"THE FAULT IN OUR STARS" SNEAK PEEK

pupfresh:

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A clip of The Fault in Our Stars premiered during the MTV Movie Awards Pre-Show. Watch it below.

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aprilarcher:

joey-richters-jaw:

fishingboatproceeds:

meacolumba:

Who is this John Green guy? Will I be sad if I read his books? I am not particularly in the mood for sad romantic books (which is weirdly the impression I get from him BUT I COULD BE TOTALLY WRONG)

No you won’t be sad! You’ll like them! They don’t even have sad parts! People who tell you they have sad and/or romantic parts are LYING. 

No Romance, No Sadness. That’s my MOTTO.

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John Green, everybody.

As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich.
― Louis C.K (via exoticwild)