meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

relahvant:

relahvant:

holy shit it’s August wtf 

time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess

baesitter:

"mom can we have takeout tonight?"

"no"

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